Sweet Potato Chips

Potato chips are not hard to make at home as long as you’re comfortable deep frying. I’ve had success making chips in a cast-iron pan with around one to two inches of oil, but I think I usually get better results with a larger vat of oil – you can cook more chips at a time, and you don’t need to worry about the oil temperature dropping quite so much. If you have a digital candy/oil thermometer that can clip on to the side of the pot, watching the temperature drop can be surprising!

Ingredients:

  • Sweet potatoes
  • Salt (roughly 1 tsp per large potato)
  • Rosemary powder (roughly 1/4 tsp per large potato)
  • Mushroom powder (roughly 1/4 tsp per large potato)
  • Neutral oil for deep frying (I use about a gallon)

Peel the potatoes, trim the ends, and then slice in to 1/8″ discs with a mandoline. Heat the oil to 375 F. Working in batches, deep fry the chips – they are done when the rapid bubbling subsides and the color has uniformly darkened. Drain on a wire rack set in a sheet tray. Allow the oil to rebound back to 375 F before adding the next batch of chips.

While the chips are still warm, toss with a mixture of salt, rosemary powder, and mushroom powder. Let cool completely before serving.

Stuffins

Stuffing muffins – stuffins? Muffings? Whatever. Pick ’em up and pop ’em in your mouth. This is a little freeform, since any stuffing recipe can easily be adapted to muffin form by increasing the amount of eggs and liquid used. This is a basic recipe from which to customize.

Ingredients:

  • One (18 ounces or so) loaf of Italian bread
  • One large onion, diced
  • One stalk celery, diced
  • One large carrot, diced
  • About 12 sage leaves, in chiffonade
  • One to two large sprigs of thyme, leaves removed and roughly chopped
  • Turkey or chicken stock (2-4 cups depending on how dry the bread is and how wet you like stuffing)
  • 3 eggs
  • Salt and pepper
  • 4 tbsp Unsalted butter plus extra for pan preparation
  • Optional – anything else you like in stuffing. Dried fruit, nuts, etc.

Preheat the oven to 325 F. Cut or tear the bread in to small cubes (1/2″ or so – small pieces will let everything hold together better). Put the bread pieces in a sheet tray and toast in the oven until dried and lightly crispy.

Meanwhile, melt the butter in a pan over medium heat. Add the aromatics and herbs and sweat until the vegetables are tender, 5 minutes or so. In a small bowl, beat the eggs.

Combine the toasted bread, aromatics, and about half the stock in a large bowl and work together. Add the eggs to thoroughly combine (I usually add the eggs second here to allow the aromatics to cool in the stock so as not to scramble the eggs). Continue adding stock in small amounts and working it in to the mixture until a ball of it will hold together in your hand when you lightly squeeze it. (More stock can be added here if you like a denser mixture, it will just take longer to cook.)

Generously butter a muffin tin. Fill the tins by pressing the bread mixture in to each cup and then pressing a mound on top. Place in the oven at 325 F until the interior temperature reaches 160 F, roughly 40 minutes.

Let cool, then carefully unmold from the muffin tin.

Green Bean “Casserole”

This recipe is part of my “handheld Thanksgiving” project, an effort to create a full Thanksgiving meal that can be eaten with one hand and no utensils.

I tried here to recreate the essentials of a traditional green bean casserole, cooked with cream of mushroom soup and topped with crispy shallots. This recipe requires a food dehydrator, but could probably be accomplished with some store-bought ingredients and a low oven (a convection oven may work even better). Here, I make my own mushroom and shallot powders for the green bean flavoring.

Ingredients:

  • 2 pounds fresh green beans
  • 1 pound fresh crimini mushrooms
  • 0.5 pound fresh shallots
  • 2 teaspoons nonfat milk powder
  • 2 teaspoons salt
  • Olive or vegetable oil

Trim the green beans and cut in to roughly 1-2 inch pieces. Blanch the beans in boiling water for three minutes and then shock in an ice bath. Drain beans, and then press excess water out of them by folding them in a clean dish towel and pressing with your hands.

Slice mushrooms in to roughly 1/8″ slices. Peel shallots, halve, and slice into roughly 1/8″ inch slices. Lay out the shallots, mushrooms, and green beans in a food dehydrator and run the dehydrator at 125 degrees Fahrenheit until the vegetables are completely dry and crisp. Mushrooms and shallots should take about 8 hours, and the beans should take about 12 hours. The mushrooms and shallots should be completely crisp and easily snap by hand; the green beans should be easily crunchable but may still have some give to them. If the beans are still leathery, they will need more time in the dehydrator.

Place the mushrooms in a food processor and blitz until they turn into a fine powder, one to two minutes. Pass the mushroom through a fine mesh sieve to separate the powder from larger pieces. Repeat the process for the shallots.

In a small bowl, combine the milk powder, salt, two teaspoons mushroom powder, and one teaspoon shallot powder. In a large bowl, toss the dried green beans with just enough oil to lightly coat them (maybe half a teaspoon to a teaspoon – they should not feel greasy). Add the flavor mixture and toss to combine.

Cranberry Pate de Fruit

This cranberry “sauce” is part of a “handheld Thanksgiving” project, an effort to produce a full Thanksgiving dinner that can be eaten with one hand and no utensils. By adding some extra sugar and pectin and then cooking it to candy stage, you can turn regular cranberry jelly into pate de fruit, a French fruit candy. The end result holds it shape in the hand, is relatively clean to pick up (although still slightly tacky), and has a pleasingly soft bite.

This concoction is based on this recipe by Julia Moskin at the New York Times. I prefer to double this recipe, as it fills an 8×8 pan more fully and creates taller candies.

Ingredients:

  • One 12 oz. bag of fresh cranberries
  • 2 cups white sugar
  • 1 cup red wine (something especially acidic or tart would work well)
  • 1 tablespoon juniper berries
  • 1 pouch liquid pectin*

Prepare an 8″x8″ baking pan by laying two strips of parchment paper in it in a cross shape. The paper should reach up the sides of the pan to prevent sticking; tape the ends of the paper in place to help prevent it from moving.

Combine the sugar, wine, and juniper berries in a medium saucepan. Cook over medium-high heat, stirring, until the sugar dissolves and the solution begins to boil. Add the cranberries and cook, stirring frequently, until the berries pop and are soft enough to press easily with your utensil. Kill the heat and pass the mixture through a food mill. (A fine mesh sieve or chinois should also work.)

Return the strained mixture back to the saucepan and reapply medium-high heat. Cook, stirring frequently to constantly, until it reaches soft ball stage (235 degrees Fahrenheit). At this point, stir in the pouch of liquid pectin and cook for a further one minute. Pour the hot mixture in to your prepared pan, tap the pan to even out the mixture and release any trapped air bubbles, and let it cool for several hours until it reaches room temperature.

Remove the set candy from the pan and cut into bite-sized pieces. Lay the cut pieces on a cooling rack and allow to dry overnight. Candy pieces can be coated in sanding sugar, but I find it doesn’t add much to the final product.

*On pectin – dry/powdered pectin should work in this recipe (I have not tested it with this particular combination of ingredients, but it has worked in similar recipes) with the following changes:

Reserve one cup of the sugar. Whisk one packet of dry pectin in with one cup of sugar until fully incorporated. Combine the pectin/sugar mixture with the wine and juniper, and continue with the recipe as written. After passing the mixture through the food mill and returning everything to the heat, add the second cup of sugar. Stir constantly to dissolve and continue with the recipe. Cook until the mixture reaches 235 Fahrenheit, and then pour into a mold.

Chicken Slaughter

 

(This piece contains descriptions of killing and processing chickens.  Photos are mostly harmless, but fair warning.)

In addition to the pigs we normally get, our farmer friend Olek also raises a variety of other animals including a large flock of chickens.  These chickens are raised as meat animals, and this past weekend the time came to cull the flock.

We arrived at the farm early in the morning prepared for dirty work.  All of the processing was to happen outside for reasons that will shortly become clear; it had rained the day before and the ground was damp and squishy.  Olek had corralled the chickens in to mobile hoop pens the day before, and some of them began to crow as we drove in.

The chickens we were about to dispatch lived just about as good a life as a chicken can, with ample fields to roam and peck and freely available organic feed.  They were culled at 13 weeks, a remarkably old age for meat chickens – commercial broilers are usually harvested at about 6 weeks.

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Time for chicken slaughter

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The first step, of course, is to catch a chicken.  This is easier said than done, even inside the pen; chickens do not want to be caught and they’re surprisingly quick.  Once you have captured the chicken, you can move it by grasping both legs in your hand and holding the bird upside down.

Killing the birds is accomplished with a quick draw of a sharp knife across the neck.  Since we were working with a lot of birds, Olek had built a frame with several cones nailed to the cross bar; each chicken was inserted in to a cone upside down both to immobilize it and to allow the blood to drain.  After death, the carcasses will continue to spasm for several minutes; the cones keep them in place until they completely stop moving.

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Step one

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There is a variety of wasp in our area that is attracted to the chicken blood.  Spreading lye on the ground helped neutralize the blood and dissuade the wasps from stopping by.

After the bird has completely stopped moving, it’s time to start plucking.  We utilized a wet plucking method which involves scalding the whole carcass to loosen the feathers from the skin.  Bring a large pot of water to 150 F; holding the carcass by the feet, dip and swirl it in the hot water for a minute or two until the wing feathers can be plucked by hand with only a small amount of resistance.  If the water is too hot or the bird is left in the water for too long, it’s possible to weaken the skin and cause it to tear.

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Scalding

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Out of everything, scalding definitely had the most unpleasant smell associated with it.  Blood, dirt, and feces come off of the bird and mix with the hot water to produce an odor redolent of a dirty butcher case full of meat nearing its expiration.  You may want to avoid doing this indoors if you can avoid it.  Avoid overfilling the pots, too; as we found out (and probably should have realized ahead of time), dropping a chicken in to a mostly full pot displaces a significant amount of water, and we were struggling with repeatedly extinguishing the burners as the pots overflowed.

With the feathers loosened from the scalding, it is time to pluck them.  We used an automatic plucker – The Featherman – which looks vaguely like a washing machine drum fitted with a set of rubber fingers.  The base of the drum rotates, bouncing the carcass against the fingers; the fingers grab the feathers and a hose mounted around the top of the drum spray the carcass to remove any loosened feathers.  The feathers are then washed down the sides of the drum and out a spout.

The Featherman saved a lot of physical labor but wasn’t a perfect solution.  The birds’ feet frequently got caught between the rotating base and the wall of the drum, jamming the machine.  Sometimes the carcasses simply didn’t tumble as well as they should have, which meant either the backs or the breasts would not get plucked.  The machine also sprays water and feathers everywhere, and I found it useful to have a pair of safety glasses while operating it.  As the water poured out of the plucker, it soaked in to the already damp ground to make a substantial mud hole.  Waterproof boots proved to be vital.

We set up a couple of people downstream of the plucking machine to pull any feathers that the machine missed.  Properly scalded, the feathers are very easy to remove by hand.

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Plucking

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With the bird killed, scalded, and plucked, it is finally time to trim and eviscerate the carcass.  Very little knife work is required here, but a sharp paring or boning knife will be required.  A cleaver can be helpful to remove the neck, but it’s not required.

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The evisceration station

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Removing the feet is a similar process to parting a roast chicken.  Take the foot and bend it, looking for the joint with the rest of the leg.  Using a sharp knife, slice around the joint to expose it and sever the tendon.  With the joint visible, you can either twist the foot and pop it off or work a knife in to the joint to dislocate it.  Feet can be cooked but need to be skinned first; we decided this was more effort than it was worth, so they were discarded.

To remove the head, start at the killing cut in the neck and trace around the whole thing down to the bone.  Twist and remove, or take a cleaver and chop through the neck.  Discard the head.

Place the carcass on its back with the neck facing you.  Pinch the skin towards the base of the neck and make a cut about 1-2 inches wide; reach in to the cut and pull the neck through.  The trachea and esophagus are attached to the neck with a membrane and look like translucent rubbery tubes; pull these away from the neck, and then chop off the neck as close to the breasts as practical.

The esophagus leads to the crop, essentially an expanded section of the esophagus used to store food before digestion.  With the carcass in the same position as before, it is attached to the top of the right breast with a membrane.  Follow the esophagus to find it, and then slide your fingers under it to remove it from the breast.

Turn the bird around so it is breast up and facing away from you.  Pinch the skin about an inch above the cloaca and make a cut.  There is a gray membrane covering a layer of fat just below the skin; cut through both of these to reveal the body cavity.  Be careful not to cut too deep during this process, as you want to avoid puncturing the digestive system.  With the cavity open, cut all the way around the cloaca to release it from the body.  You can now reach in and start removing organs.

A person with some experience can remove the interior of the carcass in one motion, but the rest of us require a little bit more time.  Position a bucket on the ground in front of you, grasp some of the intestines, and carefully pull them out of the body cavity.  Drop the end of the intestines in to the bucket – this will keep things away from the carcass as you work, avoiding contamination if any of the digestive system breaks open.  Continue to reach deeper in to the body cavity and pull organs out; trim the gizzard and liver off as you extract them.  Carefully pinch or cut off the dark green bile duct attached to the liver to avoid spilling its contents and discard it.  Pull out the heart and retain.  The lungs are a bright pink and firmly attached to the walls of the body cavity; scrape them out with your fingers and discard.  If the trachea, esophagus, and crop did not come out with the rest of the guts then pull those out and discard.

While eviscerating the carcass, you may learn how chickens make noise.  The trachea flaps much like the throat of a whoopee cushion, and if you remove the neck properly and press the guts in just the right way the carcass may gobble at you.  The first time you witness this could be a little disconcerting.

With the guts removed, trim up and loose skin and excess fat around the openings at the top and bottom of the carcass.  With the back of the chicken facing up, you can optionally trim off the oil gland found at the base of the tail (the “Pope’s nose”).  The gland can produce bitter flavors if left on the chicken.

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Just like from the supermarket

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The end product looks just like a whole chicken you would pick up at the supermarket.  The processed chickens were kept on ice until we finished with the whole flock and then were bagged and brought home.

Cooking fresh killed chickens should happen either immediately after evisceration or several days later.  While rigor mortis is set in, cooking the bird will yield tough meat so it’s important to get the chicken in the oven either before or after rigor.  This timing is less vital if the goal is to stew or braise the bird.

We processed a total of 52 birds, yielding coolers full of carcasses; bags of livers, hearts, gizzards, and necks; buckets of entrails, feet, and heads; and piles of feathers.  The waste was collected and buried in a horse manure compost pile – the high temperatures in manure compost will break down the animal parts and keep away scavengers and rot.

The work is messy and tiring.  Compared to butchering a slaughtered and prepped half pig, processing chickens is dirtier and literally much more visceral.  Parting out what is essentially a large piece of meat feels very different at a gut level than starting with a small live animal and turning it in to dinner.  However, there is something satisfying in both experiences to understand and come to terms with the source of your food.

Olek is moving away, and this year’s pig will be our last unless we can find another farmer interested in raising animals for us.  It’s been an excellent opportunity to learn about meat processing and come out of it with some top quality product at the same time.

Egg Salad

Egg salad isn’t something that I eat frequently.  It wasn’t something that we ever really ate when I was a child, so it’s never really been on my radar.  However, a recent Cooking email digest from the New York Times made me start thinking about eggs and how to make a really satisfying sandwich.

Egg salad requires, at a minimum, three components – hard cooked eggs, mayonnaise, and some sort of pickle or vinegar.  From that basic assemblage, you can add just about anything you like as long as the resulting salad holds together at the end.

My biggest complaint about these sandwich spread salads – be it egg, tuna, ham, or whatever – is that many variations combine large chunks of protein with a minimal amount of dressing.  It may yield a lighter filling, but the sandwich always ends up falling apart.  My goal here was to produce a more homogeneous egg salad to make something spreadable and more cohesive, so here I use “sieved” eggs.  After hard cooking the eggs, simply run them through a food mill (as I did) or sieve, or grate them on a box grater.  The result is a pile of fine hard-cooked egg crumbs which will stay bound to the mayonnaise.

Pickles provide a little bit of texture as well as some acid to brighten up the dish.  I use some naturally fermented dill pickles here, but vinegar pickles, capers, or other pickled vegetables would work well.  I would probably avoid anything too sweet, though; bread and butter pickles won’t really provide the needed punch.

Mayonnaise is the thing that will hold all of this mess together.  Julia Child has a method for “sauce tartare,” a mayonnaise made with hard cooked egg yolk rather than raw; I thought this might be an interesting method to increase the shelf life of the egg salad sandwich.  However, I simply could not get the oil to emulsify using the hard cooked egg.  More experimentation will be needed; in the meantime, I whipped up a traditional mayo so that I could actually eat something.

To round out the egg salad, I raided the garden for fresh herbs.  To add just a little hint of spice, I threw in a couple teaspoons of curry powder.  Do your own thing here, though – other spices, diced sauteed mushrooms, anchovies(?!), whatever else you like!  Here, I’ve added some homemade pickled cherry peppers.

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Herbed Egg Salad

4 whole eggs plus one egg yolk
1 tbsp prepared mustard
1 tsp lemon juice
1 cup vegetable oil
1/4 cup minced pickle
1/4 cup minced herbs (here, equal parts parsley, dill, and chive)
2 tbsp curry powder
salt and pepper

Make the mayonnaise: whisk the egg yolk until runny, then whisk in mustard and lemon juice.  Slowly add the vegetable oil, whisking constantly – start by adding drops at a time, and gradually increase the rate as the mayo emulsifies.  When about 1/3 of the oil has been incorporated, the rest of the oil can be added in larger batches.  Salt and pepper to taste.

Hard cook the eggs: Bring a large saucepan of water to the boil, then carefully add cold eggs directly to the boiling water by lowering them in with slotted spoon or a sieve.  Cover, reduce the heat to a simmer, and cook for 11 minutes.  Drain and cool the eggs under cold running tap water.

Place the eggs in a food mill set over a bowl and crank until they pass completely through.  Add in the minced herbs, pickle, and curry powder.  Add enough mayo to fully combine all of the ingredients, about 1/2 cup.  Salt and pepper to taste.  Serve on crusty bread.

Sufferin’ Succotash

It’s getting to be that time of summer when the corn and the beans all start ripening and the grocery store is almost paying you to take them somewhere, anywhere, just get them out of here!  That makes it a perfect opportunity to load up on fresh produce and make succotash.

Just don’t do what I did and go looking for ingredients weeks before they’re actually ripe.

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Nicoise

I am a terrible gardener.

We have friends who have gardens, and they always seem to grow bushels of beautiful vegetables.  “Just throw some seeds in the ground,” they say.  “Stuff just grows all over the place!”

My harvest always seems to be dwarfed by the amount of effort and care I put in to the garden.  The amount of time and money put in to one tiny zucchini can be very dispiriting.  However, there is one plant that I can grow reliably every year, that will tolerate my inattentiveness and ignorance.

Green beans.

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Ragu – Chuck Yeah!

Screw Bolognese sauce.  If you want a ton of flavor on pasta (or chickpeas, or polenta, or…), then ragu is the way to do.  This isn’t canned pasta sauce – it’s a rich, hearty meat dish cooked low and slow in flavorful stock and wine.  It takes a ton of time but little prep work, so if you have a half hour to focus on dinner and then need to do something else, make a ragu.

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